The Free Land of Korean Nations is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 205 million Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The Korean economy, worth 13.3 trillion won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,043 won, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Chemically brainwashed citizens praise Leader's name on an hourly basis, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, and Leader can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Korean Nations's national animal is the Soyjak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Korean Nations is ranked 180,664^th in the world and 306^th in Lone Wolves United for Safest, scoring 54.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.